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Relationships or Relationshits

Updated: Sep 11, 2022

After 19 and a half years of marriage I found myself back on the dating scene. I didn't know the entire scene had changed to a horror film from the 80s. It's horrible in the dating world. I found jocks at 60, cheerleaders at 60, and the bad boys at 60.


It's utterly ridiculous that behaviors and mannerisms of people can be identify by their style of dating. Let's see if I'm lying.




Dating 80's Era #1

When he asks for you to write your name on a napkin, but you hand him a business card.

This is a sure sign he is married or in some type of entanglement. The best thing is to accept the fact you lost $.20 by giving out a business card. You already know you are not on his level. He is looking for something hot and ready.


Charge off that $.20 to the game because you saved your heart a huge non-sufficient fee.


Dating 80's Era #2

When he asks for a towel after intercourse without any soap.

Again, count the lost. Okay, this may have been the best love making you had, but you had to have known something wasn't right. He only come early in the morning, afternoons, or after six on the weekends. This is a sign he either married or in some type of entanglement. Snoop Dogg had a line in a song about ain't no woman good enough to get burnt while you up in it. That's the same for a man. Ain't no man good enough to get killed while he up in it.


NEEEEEEEXXXXXTTTT!


Dating 80's Era #3

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Go ahead and ask yourself. Have you been involved in a relationship or relationshit?

Don't forget to mark your calendars!!






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